Avatar – The Review

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

This is the first time I’ve reviewed a film so i have to admit to being a tad nervous. Before I sojourned my local cinema I had to calm my nerves, so I had two or three stiff whiskeys followed by a couple of beer chasers. I don’t have a drinking problem mind you it’s just that I struggle to find meaning or self worth in sobriety.

Predictions for 2009

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Very sorry about this, I just realised that having posted my predictions for 2010, my predictions for 2009 for some technical reason haven’t been posted. I think my dog must have ate the send button. I don’t really pay attention to news and stuff like that, so I don’t know whether the following have been proven correct or not to be honest I don’t care. I’m all about the future, so here are my predictions for 2009.

Predictions for 2010

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

In 2009 the global economy went to the dogs like a an emptied $30 trillion can of Pal dumped on an ant ridden, sun drenched back step and devoured viciously by a pair of flea bitten blue heeler crossed mongrels who hadn’t had a feed in two weeks, the only certainty in this scenario is that the ants are going to get it one way or another!